Jessica Simpson makes me feel smart. She was offered buffolo wings and said no thanks I don't eat buffolo. People laughed and then realized she was serious. So then someone told her its chicken you idiot to which she replied really? Another intelligent person said yes they call them buffolo wings because the sauce on them origanated in Buffolo. Jessica stares blankly until somone comments didn't you ever think about the fact that buffolo don't have wings? Jessica says oh yeah I guess I never thought about that.